ENDEARMENT gets y0u outta doghouse

Here’s a story of how building relationship equity yields a long term positive return on investment despite volatility.

“Dog do you realize how patient I was during your transformation?”

Worth every penny every second, correct?

In my 8-years of life, I’ve come to realize the definition of endearment. An intangible, invaluable form of ‘relationship capital.’ A lifeline when ‘skating on ice' Yup make deposits to my account all the time. So long as I’m not overdrawn, I’ll forever be in good standing.

The three stooges heading back to Medellin, got a flight to catch, Dad’s waiting in nearby restaurant for me and Hermana back at the hotel. Time is getting tight.

Hermana’s phone’s began ringing every minute. Hermana, that’s Padre’s who the ringtone.  Hermana, Dad’s getting anxious. “Twinkle, I have a cunning plot.”  She put on the Sloth Shirt, grabbed the Panama Jack hat and we scurried over to meet Dad.  Casually sauntered into restaurant with a ‘what’s the problem here?’ attitude.

Dad didn’t rant and rave, he knew that would be counter-productive, instead, we were greeted with a if looks could kill scowl, “What you want for lunch?” He walks to the bar, orders. When he came back, Hermana she’s crafty, assembled this scene.  Dad acknowledged the brilliance, shook his head.  Hermana stole one from my toolkit. These two Latina took it to a new level.

Dad sighs, “Logical, crafty magic tricks get’s you out of DOGHOUSE every time.”