power of the Paradox

Here’s a story of how to get attention and make them wonder, realizing dissent isn’t an option.

We’re watching Beverly Hillbillies. I love this show Dad. Are there really hillbillies in the lap of luxury? “Ah, that’s the power of the paradox, the context, the unexpected.”

Dad we’re kinda like Beverly Hillbillies Colombia-style. Fish out of water, the gray-haired gringo carries around his cute tiny dog in a pink bag through what many percieve to be a dangerous land. That gets your attention, makes you want to flip the pages.

We have to have a discussion though. The squirrel thing, really? Buddy up with the enemy.

You called me Benedickta Arnold. Jeez. “I had to take Power of the Paradox to the next level puppy.”

“Try this one on. The dynamic duo set sail for four days. Little did the Captain know Man coming with with SMALL DOG. Little did Man know Captain’s boat was inhabited by a SMALL SQUIRREL”

“Hijinks ensue …”

STOP IT. Me and Sr. Squirrel got along just fine. I’m a small dog, that was a really small squirrel. Little guy so cute really friendly. He didn’t pull the usual antics in which the squirrel so often exhibits towards canines.

We debunked the dog v. squirrel rivalry thing.

“Quite virtuous of you puppy, orgullosoti.”